Wassies have a strange and unexplainable relationship to soup. They are clearly drawn to it, but it is not exactly clear why they are so fascinated by it.

wossums
Hallowed arr her fangs
A short tale about curiosity.
The Wossumarithm is an arcane and sinister mathematical code system used by the followers of the Matriarch Queen of Wossums.
Item #: SCP-WO5SUM
Object Class: Euclid