* no, not a typo
lore
g-lore-ious lore!
And so it was carved in tablets of finest cheese at the top of Mount Wassie by the prophet Loomdart.
While they most often dwell in the fridge, the favoured habitat of the wassie is the couch
14 days...
The inhabitants are called the wassei... by Dama Sensei
Wassie mostly reproduce asexually....