The existence of the Genie strain remains an enigma...
Driven by a desire to appear more fearsome and intimidating...
Pirate Wassies are Wassies who, upon discovering and donning pirate hats, develop aspirations of becoming pirates and pillagers.
When a Wassie finds a cowboy hat and places it on its head, a transformation occurs.
Wassies are mentally disadvantaged but Wassies who take to wearing bottle caps on their heads are a special kind of handicapped.
Some Wassies just wake up, get out of their bed, and look good.