Outcasts appear to be an evolved strain of Wassie, first observed in 1962 during the Annihilation Event. Characterized by their albino-like appearance, Outcasts are significantly faster and stronger than the average Wassie and possess a much higher intellectual capacity. Outcasts tend to be naturally inclined towards the murder, abuse, or
McWassie Inc. is the largest fast-food chain in the Wassieverse. Originally Founded in 1959 by Wassies whose names have long been lost to history, McWassie quickly grew from a single fast-food restaurant specialising in quickly served and affordable burgers of dubious origin to a cross-border empire. The 2022 Wassie Census
The Great Flood of 1972 was a catastrophic event in Wassland's history, caused by an extraordinarily heavy monsoon season that led to the massive flooding of the Long Wasser River. This devastating natural disaster resulted in an unprecedented number of Wassie deaths by drowning. However, the floodwaters also
Chubby Wassies (known colloquially as Chubbies) are a strain of Wassie that is easily identified by their robust bodies and insatiable appetites. Although popular amongst Wassie enthusiasts for their cute and adorable appearance, it is known amongst Wassie-keepers that maintaining a fridge enclosure with too many Chubbies is challenging given
The Sailor Hat is a hat sported by certain Wassies. Sailor Wassies seem to have an innate longing for the sea, despite having zero seafaring experience (beyond being washed out in the Great Flood). Donning their sailor hats, they fancy themselves adventurous little mariners, embracing a lifestyle reminiscent of the
The Strainer Knights are a delusional group of Wassies who have taken to wearing pasta strainers on their heads as makeshift helmets. Believing themselves to be knights or soldiers, these quirky creatures become deeply immersed in their new roles, often to the point of hallucinating traumatic battles and unintentionally giving