McWassie Inc. is the largest fast-food chain in the Wassieverse. Originally Founded in 1959 by Wassies whose names have long been lost to history, McWassie quickly grew from a single fast-food restaurant specialising in quickly served and affordable burgers of dubious origin to a cross-border empire. The 2022 Wassie Census which surveyed over 1,000 Wassies concluded that McWassie is the most prominent brand in the Wassieverse.
History
The first McWassie sprung up shortly after the settling of Wassietopia. As the only Wassie-native provider of processed foods, McWassie quickly became a staple in every Wassie’s diet and new franchises began opening wherever Wassies gathered in large groups.
McWassie continued to operate notwithstanding the Outcast takeover of Wassietopia following the Annihilation Event.
In 1971, there are records that a break-away group of McWassie employees attempted to build a rival brand using the know-how from lifetimes of employment at McWassie but their efforts were quickly crushed when the McWassie management of the time hired mercenaries to beat the rebels into submission across multiple lifetimes. Those Wassies – whose identities have now been lost to history – were beaten until they either forgot their intentions to form a rival brand or pretended that they had.
The growth of the McWassie brand accelerated in 1995 when McWassie adopted a franchise model, allowing Wassie adventurers to quickly set up McWassies whenever new lands were discovered. Today, there are no less than 88 McWassies operated by McWassie Inc. and over 250 franchisees.
Products
McWassie’s main product line consists of dubious burgers, French fries and fried Wossum. To account for varying tastes and different cultures, certain McWassie serve seed and plant-based products.
The company is incredibly secretive about the product manufacturing process and all that is known is that the McWassie HQ in Wassietopia supplies the products to every McWassie in the world. Over the years, there have been speculation from certain Wassie groups that McWassie products include Wassie meat but the McWassie HQ have been quick to respond to any such accusations with swiftly delivered beatings.
When knowledge of McWassies was known to Wassie human sympathiser groups, concerns were raised that the food served was unhealthy and its widespread consumption was not in the long-term interests of Wassies. These concerns swiftly evaporated when it became known that Wassies have a maximum natural lifespan of 14 days.
Known McWassie Employees
Super Star, a high performing McWassie employee known for having won more Wassie of the Day awards at McWassie than any other Wassie.
Da Boss, a high-level executive at the Wassietopia branch of McWassie.
Dapphie, an inept McWassie employee.
Wendell, a driven McWassie employee with ambitions of climbing the McWassie corporate ladder across multiple lifetimes.
Wendall McWasserton, a fry cook extraordinaire that was blinded in a freak deep-fryer spatter accident.
