Horns (attribute)

Horns (attribute)

Driven by a desire to appear more fearsome and intimidating...

Driven by a desire to appear more fearsome and intimidating, some Wassies took it upon themselves to fashion makeshift horns from materials they could find in human kitchens. Their inventive solution involves using ripe strawberries and a dollop of cream (often scavenged from cakes) to affix the fruit to their heads, forming what they believe to be convincing and menacing horns. Unfortunately, the result was more comical than intimidating, as the luscious red fruits perched atop their heads only serves to make them look more idiotic.

Despite their best efforts to appear fearsome, these 'Horned' Wassies quickly discover that their fruity headgear has an unforeseen drawback: the strawberries are simply too tempting for their fellow Wassies to resist. Drawn to the sweet scent of strawberries and cream, other Wassies cannot help but nibble on the makeshift horns, much to the dismay of their creators.

In a desperate bid to protect their precious adornments, these Wassies tend to find themselves constantly on the run from their berry-loving brethren. Ironically, their quest to create an intimidating visage for themselves have the opposite effect of making them amusing (and delicious) targets for their fellow Wassies, forcing them to flee their fellow Wassies to keep their fruity horns intact. 

On one occasion, a group of 'Horned' Wassies from a fridge community decided that they had enough of constantly being on the run to protect their fruity headgear. Driven by a newfound sense of determination, they banded together to take a stand against the other Wassies, proudly parading through the kitchen, their strawberry-adorned heads held high in defiance.

Seeing this display, the other Wassies couldn't help but be drawn to the tantalizing scent of strawberries and cream wafting through the air. At first, they watched the procession carefully, confused by the group's confidence but their hunger quickly made them throw caution to the wind. In a frenzy, they descended upon the group from all directions, eager to taste the delicious fruits perched atop their heads.

Despite their best efforts to appear formidable, the 'Horned' Wassies quickly realized that they were no match for the sheer number of Wassies converging upon them. As the mob closed in, they found themselves surrounded and hopelessly outnumbered by Wassies trying to get a bite of their delectable horns and the situation quickly devolved into a stampede leading to numerous Wassie deaths.

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