A seemingly innocent kitchen utensil is nothing less than a dangerous trident in the flippers of Wassies.
It is not uncommon to find Wassies with forks stuck in their heads among Wassies which have made kitchens their home. Though the first Wassies to sport forks on their heads were unwilling victims of their grossly negligent friends, it appears to be a trend that has caught on in certain Wassie communities. Some Wassies have taken to the aesthetics of the 'fork-in-head' look and have been observed sticking forks into their own heads. On at least one occasion, an entire group of Wassies stuck forks into their heads together seemingly to mock a passing Unicorn Wassie.
Since Wassies have almost non-existent pain receptors, the insertion of the fork is nothing more than a minor discomfort and Wassies gladly leave the forks in there for their entire lifespans. Wassies who have grown accustomed to the fork exhibit rage when the fork is removed and Wassies who die with a fork in their head often set about finding and re-inserting a fork in their head as the first order of business when they respawn.
Given the fact that the Wassie brain is tiny, the risk of brain damage is negligible.
