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Dapphie - Wassie 1416
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Dapphie - Wassie 1416

Wheredaphucami – Dapphie to his friends – is especially stupid, even for a Wassie.  He hates being kept in the dark but has lived there exclusively since birth. Oddly his inability to see has not prevented him pursuing a mediocre career at McWassies. Wouldyoulikefrieswiththat?
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Federal Wassies Capital
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Federal Wassies Capital

Federal Wassies Capital is a dubious organization comprised of a coalition of humans and Wassies.  Allegedly founded in Thailand (but most members agree it was likely founded elsewhere) by an individual known as 'Feddy', Federal Wassies Capital grew from a small enterprise trading in one-ply toilet paper scavenged
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Duck Wassies
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Duck Wassies

The Duck Wassie (Ducks for short) do not at first glance appear to be much different from a regular Wassie.  Their distinguishing physical feature is subtle - despite having a body that is seemingly identical to the average Wassie, Ducks have a slightly longer arching duck-tail growing out of their
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Grand Nagus Zek (Wassie 9393)
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Grand Nagus Zek (Wassie 9393)

Biography Boasting knowledge gleaned across multiple lifetimes and recorded in a version of smol which only he and his close associates can understand, Grand Nagus Zek is indisputably the greatest scholar and scientist in the Wassieverse.  With one of the highest average IQs of all known Wassies, Grand Nagus Zek’
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Outcasts
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Outcasts

Outcasts appear to be an evolved strain of Wassie, first observed in 1962 during the Annihilation Event. Characterized by their albino-like appearance, Outcasts are significantly faster and stronger than the average Wassie and possess a much higher intellectual capacity. Outcasts tend to be naturally inclined towards the murder, abuse, or
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