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Federal Wassies Capital
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Federal Wassies Capital

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Federal Wassies Capital is a dubious organization comprised of a coalition of humans and Wassies.  Allegedly founded in Thailand (but most members agree it was likely founded elsewhere) by an individual known as 'Feddy', Federal Wassies Capital grew from a small enterprise trading in one-ply toilet paper scavenged
Grand Nagus Zek (Wassie 9393)
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Grand Nagus Zek (Wassie 9393)

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Biography Boasting knowledge gleaned across multiple lifetimes and recorded in a version of smol which only he and his close associates can understand, Grand Nagus Zek is indisputably the greatest scholar and scientist in the Wassieverse.  With one of the highest average IQs of all known Wassies, Grand Nagus Zek’
Wassietopia
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Wassietopia

Wassietopia Wassietopia is a city of great significance to Wassies. Rumoured to be the birthplace of Wassies, Wassietopia, which is located in the Greater Wassland, is the Wassieverse’s most advanced city and has been ruled by the Outcasts since the Annihilation Event of 1962. The city’s population is
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Wassies are a biological species that first surfaced around 1957 following a terrible radioactive accident. Generally resembling some sort of cross between a duck, penguin, platypus, and rat (depending on strain), Wassies are easily identified by their fatally low intellectual abilities. Although initially spawned in the Wassie-specific micro-continent of Wassland,
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Unicorn Wassies
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Unicorn Wassies

Unicorn Wassies (known as Unicorns) are a mythical and elusive strain of Wassies which are extremely rare, with a prevalence rate of about 0.72%. Unicorns are identifiable by a horn growing out of the center of their head and are known to be incredibly shy around humans and other
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Winston - Wassie 3242
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Winston - Wassie 3242

He spends most of his days huffing on his pipe and turning his nose up at other non-Unicorn Wassies. Because his hobby is snobbery, Winston normally makes it the 14 days.
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Slime Wassies
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Slime Wassies

Slime Wassies (known as Slimes) are thought to be the result of an extremely rare genetic mutation that replaces the lower half of their body with a weird semi-fluid substance that has the viscosity of melted cheese.  Slimes can modify the viscosity of their slimy portions, increasing it to move
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