A simple minded wassie, like all wassies, Derp has nonetheless mastered some human speech, a rare achievement for a wassie. He is able to say ‘hi’, ‘soup’ and ‘couch’.
His favourite place to be is the couch or in the fridge. If you put a couch in a fridge he would probably explode with happiness.
His favourite food is custard and three day old kittens.
