Ever since my wasswife left me with nothing but a soggy note saying, "I leave you!" I've been upstream, building dams like my life depends on it. Not for survival —oh no!— but to one day flood her house and finally ruin her hardwood floors.
Ever since my wasswife left me with nothing but a soggy note saying, "I leave you!" I've been upstream, building dams like my life depends on it. Not for survival —oh no!— but to one day flood her house and finally ruin her hardwood floors.
