This old Wassie was once a great pirate, roaming the Opensea in search of adventure. But now his days of excitement are behind him. He has settled in a small seaside village, where every day he drops by the local tavern for a mug of rum aged with hallucinogenic mushrooms and a pinch of tobacco, spinning all sorts of tall tales. But who knows? Perhaps one day, he’ll set sail for distant adventures once more...
