Mono’s bark is much worse than his bite. And his bite is much worse that his stab. Which of course means that his bark is much much worse than his stab.
Unfortunately his bark is abso-bloody-lutely horrendous. Like 11 out of 10 horrendous. It has been recorded at more decibels than a jet engine at 5m range. And a jet engine at 5m range is very very loud. Briefly. Because at 5m range you are more or less instantly sucked into the jet engine. At which point it’s really really quiet I guess. For you at least.
Now, we should never judge a person or a wassie by their appearance. From the look of mono you might assume that he was a low IQ homicidal maniac with a thirst for death and a mind bent on revenge. This sort of prejudiced, knee-jerk reaction really proves the point that you must get to know someone. For example, if you take the time to get to know mono (and you survive), you would learn that he is a low IQ homicidal maniac with a thirst for death and a mind bent on revenge. Who wears sandles ‘cos he has sensitive feet and whose tail hurts in cold weather.
It’s the small details that often count the most.
