wassies

It is often said that Wassies with 'shit for brains' are the ones with mushrooms growing out of their heads. This is not exactly true. Wassies which are host to mushrooms (fungus wassicus) do have normal Wassie brains but like all Wassies, there is an enormous empty space

Wassies love doughnuts. They love the sight of the beautiful rainbow sparkles and the perfect pink shine of the strawberry flavored cream. The heavenly smell of the pastry when it is first baked and the enduring sweetness that remains when it goes stale. The bounciness of the fresh doughnut and

The practice of Wassies balancing apples on their heads originates from a dastardly sport played by the Outcasts of Wassietopia. Called 'apple-shot', participating Outcasts position the captive Wassies in a marked field, balance an apple on their heads and take turns trying to hit the apple from distance

If you give a Wassie a knife - there can only be one outcome. Although Wassies enjoy playing with sharp objects, their terrible dexterity and complete lack of common sense means that any knives a Wassie has access to will eventually end up lodged in a Wassie. Although a grotesque

Toilet seats are the Wassie equivalent of the pompadour hairstyle. Wassies who sport toilet seats on their heads are known to be vain and tough troublemakers (but are often very insecure deep down). These Wassies often band together to bully other Wassies and pride themselves on being the 'bad

Birthday cones are often found on Wassies which have been 'adopted' by sympathetic humans although Wassies in the wild sometimes acquire these cones by scavenging. Such apparel are often a gift from human owners to Wassies to mark special events. This could range from events in the family