wassies

The Strainer Knights are a delusional group of Wassies who have taken to wearing pasta strainers on their heads as makeshift helmets. Believing themselves to be knights or soldiers, these quirky creatures become deeply immersed in their new roles, often to the point of hallucinating traumatic battles and unintentionally giving

Wassland is a micro-continent located in the Pacific Ocean, which is known to be the birthplace of Wassies.  It is bisected by the Long Wasser River, which flows from the western mountains and empties into the Great Wass Sea in the east. The western part of Wassland is dominated by

The Long Wasser River is a major river on the micro-continent of Wassland. It bisects the country, running from the western mountains through the heart of Wassland and emptying into the Great Wass Sea. The river is over 100 miles long, making it the longest on the continent. The source

Despite morphologically resembling creatures which lay eggs as a means of reproduction, Wassies cannot lay eggs. Perhaps it is this biological limitation which leads to Wassies' innate instinct to swipe any eggs they can get their flippers on (often from the fridge, chickens or sometimes pigeons). Once an egg

Werewolves are a rare strain of Wassies with a natural prevalence rate of about 2%.  During the day, Werewolves are not dissimilar from other Wassies and their only distinctive feature is their defining canine-like appearance. When the sun sets and the moon rises however, Werewolves benefit from improved reflexes, increased

A seemingly innocent kitchen utensil is nothing less than a dangerous trident in the flippers of Wassies. It is not uncommon to find Wassies with forks stuck in their heads among Wassies which have made kitchens their home. Though the first Wassies to sport forks on their heads were unwilling