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Slime Wassies
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Slime Wassies

Slime Wassies (known as Slimes) are thought to be the result of an extremely rare genetic mutation that replaces the lower half of their body with a weird semi-fluid substance that has the viscosity of melted cheese.  Slimes can modify the viscosity of their slimy portions, increasing it to move
By zshield
Snail Wassies
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Snail Wassies

Likely the result of some radioactive mollusk DNA being spliced in when first spawned, Snail Wassies ('Snails' for short) are incredibly similar in morphology to the average garden snail. Featuring a coiled shell which they carry on their back and moving about via a slimy snail-like 'foot&
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Dapphie - Wassie 1416
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Dapphie - Wassie 1416

Wheredaphucami – Dapphie to his friends – is especially stupid, even for a Wassie.  He hates being kept in the dark but has lived there exclusively since birth. Oddly his inability to see has not prevented him pursuing a mediocre career at McWassies. Wouldyoulikefrieswiththat?
By zshield
Federal Wassies Capital
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Federal Wassies Capital

Federal Wassies Capital is a dubious organization comprised of a coalition of humans and Wassies.  Allegedly founded in Thailand (but most members agree it was likely founded elsewhere) by an individual known as 'Feddy', Federal Wassies Capital grew from a small enterprise trading in one-ply toilet paper scavenged
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Duck Wassies
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Duck Wassies

The Duck Wassie (Ducks for short) do not at first glance appear to be much different from a regular Wassie.  Their distinguishing physical feature is subtle - despite having a body that is seemingly identical to the average Wassie, Ducks have a slightly longer arching duck-tail growing out of their
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