The practice of Wassies balancing apples on their heads originates from a dastardly sport played by the Outcasts of Wassietopia. Called 'apple-shot', participating Outcasts position the captive Wassies in a marked field, balance an apple on their heads and take turns trying to hit the apple from distance

If you give a Wassie a knife - there can only be one outcome. Although Wassies enjoy playing with sharp objects, their terrible dexterity and complete lack of common sense means that any knives a Wassie has access to will eventually end up lodged in a Wassie. Although a grotesque

Toilet seats are the Wassie equivalent of the pompadour hairstyle. Wassies who sport toilet seats on their heads are known to be vain and tough troublemakers (but are often very insecure deep down). These Wassies often band together to bully other Wassies and pride themselves on being the 'bad

Birthday cones are often found on Wassies which have been 'adopted' by sympathetic humans although Wassies in the wild sometimes acquire these cones by scavenging. Such apparel are often a gift from human owners to Wassies to mark special events. This could range from events in the family

Wassies have an incredibly strange affinity with eggs (perhaps because they can't lay any) and it is not an uncommon sight at all to see a Wassie with an egg cracked on it. While most cases involve eggs being thrown at Wassies by small children or Outcasts (for

Much like Wassies sporting Doughnuts, Wassies that are observed with ice cream cones on their heads do so in order to 'save it for later'. When a fortunate Wassie manages to get its flippers on an ice cream cone, it takes a quick lick at the ice cream