The Long Wasser River is a major river on the micro-continent of Wassland. It bisects the country, running from the western mountains through the heart of Wassland and emptying into the Great Wass Sea. The river is over 100 miles long, making it the longest on the continent. The source

A seemingly innocent kitchen utensil is nothing less than a dangerous trident in the flippers of Wassies. It is not uncommon to find Wassies with forks stuck in their heads among Wassies which have made kitchens their home. Though the first Wassies to sport forks on their heads were unwilling

Despite morphologically resembling creatures which lay eggs as a means of reproduction, Wassies cannot lay eggs. Perhaps it is this biological limitation which leads to Wassies' innate instinct to swipe any eggs they can get their flippers on (often from the fridge, chickens or sometimes pigeons). Once an egg

It is often said that Wassies with 'shit for brains' are the ones with mushrooms growing out of their heads. This is not exactly true. Wassies which are host to mushrooms (fungus wassicus) do have normal Wassie brains but like all Wassies, there is an enormous empty space

Werewolves are a rare strain of Wassies with a natural prevalence rate of about 2%.  During the day, Werewolves are not dissimilar from other Wassies and their only distinctive feature is their defining canine-like appearance. When the sun sets and the moon rises however, Werewolves benefit from improved reflexes, increased

Wassies love doughnuts. They love the sight of the beautiful rainbow sparkles and the perfect pink shine of the strawberry flavored cream. The heavenly smell of the pastry when it is first baked and the enduring sweetness that remains when it goes stale. The bounciness of the fresh doughnut and