While they most often dwell in the fridge, the favoured habitat of the wassie is the couch
14 days...
Wassie mostly reproduce asexually....
The inhabitants are called the wassei... by Dama Sensei
And so it was carved in tablets of finest cheese at the top of Mount Wassie by the prophet Loomdart.
It’s a meme of an awkward, cutesy, funny and small fictional creature resembling a penguin/platypus/duck or a frog.