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McWassie Inc. is the largest fast-food chain in the Wassieverse. Originally Founded in 1959 by Wassies whose names have long been lost to history, McWassie quickly grew from a single fast-food restaurant specialising in quickly served and affordable burgers of dubious origin to a cross-border empire. The 2022 Wassie Census

The Great Flood of 1972 was a catastrophic event in Wassland's history, caused by an extraordinarily heavy monsoon season that led to the massive flooding of the Long Wasser River. This devastating natural disaster resulted in an unprecedented number of Wassie deaths by drowning. However, the floodwaters also

Chubby Wassies (known colloquially as Chubbies) are a strain of Wassie that is easily identified by their robust bodies and insatiable appetites. Although popular amongst Wassie enthusiasts for their cute and adorable appearance, it is known amongst Wassie-keepers that maintaining a fridge enclosure with too many Chubbies is challenging given

The Sailor Hat is a hat sported by certain Wassies. Sailor Wassies seem to have an innate longing for the sea, despite having zero seafaring experience (beyond being washed out in the Great Flood). Donning their sailor hats, they fancy themselves adventurous little mariners, embracing a lifestyle reminiscent of the

The Strainer Knights are a delusional group of Wassies who have taken to wearing pasta strainers on their heads as makeshift helmets. Believing themselves to be knights or soldiers, these quirky creatures become deeply immersed in their new roles, often to the point of hallucinating traumatic battles and unintentionally giving

Wassland is a micro-continent located in the Pacific Ocean, which is known to be the birthplace of Wassies.  It is bisected by the Long Wasser River, which flows from the western mountains and empties into the Great Wass Sea in the east. The western part of Wassland is dominated by