Loomdoll

Loomdoll

Disambiguation – see also “Loomdoll (Sex toy)

An ill-fated product produced by the entire village of Butam Teng from October 2021 to February 2022. Each loomdoll was of the highest quality, stuffed with high-grade virgin polyester and hand-stitched by monks.

The subject of great scandal: it was revealed the outer cover was not, in fact, 100% cotton. Rather it was an actual stuffed wassie carcass. The big giveaway was the smell.

Production ceased after the resulting police raid and subsequent class action.

Long lens camera image of the ‘plushie’ production line taken by re-turn (how do you get all those lines in your name ser?)
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