Disambiguation – see also “Loomdoll (Sex toy)“

An ill-fated product produced by the entire village of Butam Teng from October 2021 to February 2022. Each loomdoll was of the highest quality, stuffed with high-grade virgin polyester and hand-stitched by monks.

The subject of great scandal: it was revealed the outer cover was not, in fact, 100% cotton. Rather it was an actual stuffed wassie carcass. The big giveaway was the smell.

Production ceased after the resulting police raid and subsequent class action.