Da Boss

Da Boss is The Boss. In this case The Boss of the wassietopia branch of McWassies. The wassietopia branch of McWassies is the second busiest branch in the whole universe, the busiest being at Watford Gap Services on the M1 in the UK. Do visit, it’s amazing.

Da Boss is strict but fair with his team, marshalling them with military efficiency. This is both easy and impossible. Since his entire team is crushingly stupid they never, ever question his instructions. Simultaneously, since they are crushingly stupid they never, ever remember his instructions.

While viewed with fear by his team, Da Boss does in fact feel quite paternal about his workforce, and secretly drops off food at the houses of team members who he knows are struggling to make ends meet. He can also refract light through his crystal body, focusing the energy into a class 4 laser.