There have long been rumours that the Kettarik family were descended from wassie nobility. It is believed that this is the reason that each generation calls its first born son or daughter Kettarik. And indeed second, third and fourth born. In fact all members of this family are called Kettarik. Confusion is avoided through the use of a number after the name, but as wassie can count to three at the very most, all Kettarik’s have been Kettarik III since 1964.
This Kettarik III declared himself to be Lord Admiral of the wassie navy on day three of his existence. By day seven he had formed fleet of like minded wassie who all donned rubber ducky floats and set off to invade neighbouring wassietopia. As none passed their arms through the float all immediately dropped from the ring and to the bottom of the ocean and drowned.