Comrade Conrad

Conrad has never found life easy. He’s happy, for the most part, but he hides a dark, dark secret. One that burns within him. One that he hopes he takes to his grave. You see, Conrad is an aberration. He is missing something believed core to the outcast. Conrad doesn’t feel the urge to kill wassie!

Now, that doesn’t mean he likes wassie. Far from it. But, well, he would just like everyone to get along! This isn’t a popular position among Outcasts, so it’s something he keeps under his hat. Along with a Delia Smith cookbook and an unused condom that expired in 1983.