Jeremy P

When the outcasts invited Jeremy to archery practice he didn’t realise they meant as the target. . . Luckily for Jeremy his entire body was made of Ruby! While not as hard as diamond most of the arrows deflected harmlessly from his chubby body, the exception being one that lodged in his beak.

There is a controversial fact about Jeremy that many would like hidden forever, and that is the fact that he can poop rainbows. No one is sure why this the case, but all agree it is disgusting. Fortunately, despite this disability Jeremy is as malodourous as all other wassie.