Not many people know this but pixel shades are entirely opaque. 100%. It is scientifically impossible to see through them. But they look hella cool so Itsdarkinhere has work them since birth.
As a consequence he is always, and I mean always, walking into things. To avoid permanent brain damage which would drop his already room temperature IQ even further Itsdarkinhere Smith wears protective headgear at all times.
Very good friends with Wheredaphucami Jones (#1416).