While they most often dwell in the fridge, the favoured habitat of the wassie is the couch. The ancient wassie saying of “couch, soup, good” reflects the high station they attach to having a couch. Sadly, since no wassie can talk the ancient wassie saying of “couch, soup, good” is generally uttered by the wassie as “scraaaaaaaaaark”. It is a little known fact that a wassie can only evolve into an Outcast on day 15 if it has lived its entire life on a couch. If it leaves, even if only once, it will die on day 14. Wassies are seen clinging desperately to the top of couches, a pose know as ‘struggling’, so desperate are they to evolve, and learn the techniques to slaughter their brethren and sistren and non-binary-rithren.